The fact that I'm currently winning The Bug Wars is nice and all, but it leaves your humble blogger in a tight spot. You see, as someone whose gardening and writing talents are marginal (made up for in large part by my innate knack for drinking and dancing), I depend on the drama of battle reports from the front lines to make this blog even remotely engaging. Fortunately, I've been holding back in anticipation of the arrival of the inevitable day when nothing interesting happens in the garden.
A juvenile dragonfly considering his options. |
At the risk of falling into my condensending PhD/self-righteous liberal tone, this dragonfly actually brings up an important point in my gardening philosophy. You may have noticed that I've never mentioned pesticides as a method of bug destruction. Many may have already assumed that I'm some sort of a health nut consumed by a fear of developing cancer or some other disorder caused by exposure to carcinogens or various harmful chemicals. This is not the case. As a non-practicing biochemist, I have a (probably irrational) faith in the ability of the human body, particularly my human body, to generally handle whatever I throw at it. The main reason I avoid pesticides is that they are usually bug neurotoxins that tend to be pretty non-selective. They kill just about anything with 6+ legs, even useful potential garden inhabitants like dragonflies, praying mantises, ladybugs, and The Spiders from Mars.
Using pesticides significantly reduces the chance of finding beneficial predators like The Spiders from Mars in your garden. |
I wondered where that rock music in the backyard was coming from. Thanks for sparing them.
ReplyDeleteI was going to show you a super easy organic/all natural pesticide this weekend, but now that I've read this. I'll keep my comments to myself.
ReplyDeleteYou can still show me. I just may not use it if I feel it may injure or kill Ziggy and his band.
ReplyDeleteThis is such great, late night reading. Thanks =)
ReplyDeleteBut be warned, war will break out, they are just biding their time. Or they have sent in ground troops and are attacking from below.
;)